POUR YOUR SELF A DRINK & STF DOWN.
We have some shit to discuss.
.....a few ground rules:
1. Our discussions are higher-self based, which means that two-faced tendencies aren't allowed anywhere near me or my circle. I love you that much, already.
2. You can keep on playing small, but it won't be with my ass by your side. I love you that much, already.
3. I may trigger you a little bit, because I purposefully serve as a painful reflection for your ego to digest. I will always serve it to you real, straight up, but I'll give ya a chaser so you can productively stomach my tough, yet hyper-effective love. I do indeed love you that much, already.
Because the truth is that if you're here, you're likely my people. You may find yourself fearful...maybe even slightly intimidated, but just remember:
I am here to remind you of who the fuck you are. That is my greater calling.
....and let's not forget one very important detail.
What you most admire in me, is DYING to be expressed in you.
...so take your shoes off queen (or king), browse my shit. I want to change your life.
As a matter of fact, I accept nothing less.
The Gifted Clinician Collective Mastermind
Aw rats. Sorry bae. This offering is SOLD OUT for 2020. There are a few other options on the table if you're seeking some intimate coaching with me though! Take another sip and keep on scrolling!
INVESTMENT: ranges $6,200-$18,000
The EMBODIED SELF Retreat
An experience unlike any other (no joke). Think curated personal development bootcamp meets 5 star luxury getaway of a lifetime to Cabo San Lucas, MEXICO. My October 2019 experience obliterated ALL expectations. Want in on October 2020? To ensure a lack of female fuckery, this is an application based offering. Check it out below!
INVESTMENT: $10,111.00 (includes retreat luxury, in addition to my flagship course 'The Enchantment Method', & 3 months of post-retreat group coaching.)
The TOP SHELF SELF Experience
Think VIP day as my best bitch meets personal and professional ass-kicking from your mentor. Spend 8 hours with yours truly, breaking down your personality mechanisms, goals, biz vision, and sticking points, all while enjoying nice meals, nice booze, in the sunshine state. Growth is expansion boo, not stuffy. And one last thing, I don't hang with assholes, so this is an e-mail based inquiry on case by case basis.
INVESTMENT: $3,777.00 (includes luxury over-night hotel stay, food, drink, and 8 hours of personal intensive coaching, as well as a follow-up integration Zoom call)
'The Enchantment Method', storytelling academy
What began as my first cohort based online offering, is now a beautiful self-paced evergreen masterpiece, designed to shatter your previously conceived notions of what's 'appropriate' and 'effective' for professionals to share online and HOW. Ya girl was storytelling LONG before it was cool, or taught in marketing bootcamps. Learn from the OG, here. and PS: it's getting a major facelift soon, and you get lifetime access to its many future renditions.
INVESTMENT: $2,277 with pay in full or payment installments available.
Read ALLLLLLL of that and STILL not satisfied?
Oh, I know your type.
You're either just not quite convinced of me yet....
You're a freeple.
(meaning you invest jack shit into your self and live by the idea that you can change your life without up'ing the ante on yourself and your bullshit)
In either case, keep on scrolling and you'll find more ammunition to prove I'm the bitch you need in your life. I'll eventually wear you down into realizing that you've been kidding yourself for a good while.
Yep, I'm betting you're the real deal who's just been on some of your bullshit.
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